I feel like a total IDIOT.
Not that I'm one, its just that i FEEL like one.
Its a very weird feeling, you know.
Kinda starts somewhere in the inner corners.
[the DEEPEST,DARKEST,MURKIEST,GROSSEST]
Of your stomach.
And rises up slowly, treacherously.
Through your oesophagus.
Up through the root canaled teeth.
Out through the mouth.
Like a *POP*
No, wait that's a barf.Burp.
So whatever. I'm FAILING day after.
MONDAY morning, that is.
AND dotA jus got a new HERO!!!
The CLOCKWERK goblin.
The spelling mistake appears to be intentional.
A STR hero whuz ultimate has a range of 2000.
FCKN 2000.
More than the sniper's.
And a stun, i heard.
And my sister's got an EVIL smile.
The smile you smile only when youre parents arent looking.
And your brother is.
Its the kind of smile that freezes up your brain.
And clogs up the heart.
Yeah, her teeth are THAT yellow.
Can you imagine?
Whatever, maybe ill just cut my hair, and change my name.
That way, maybe they wont allow me to appear fot the exams.
Not my fault then, nOObies.
So maybe Im not an idiot.
Yeah, I smart.DARNED SMART.
And thats a weird feeling...


4 people commented:
Oh, I know that evil smile. Except my teeth aren't that yellow, I guess. =)
You have a warped sense of humour, you know that?
Thoroughly enjoyable!
@ a million... Cool, so maybe we could see a snap of you smiling in black and WHITe, maybe
@ dame Glad you enjoyed it.
Thats the reason i exist.
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