Ok.
College exams start MONDAY and i dont even know what books.
Like, people have started studyin already, and have finished the SYLLABUS.
And ME.

W/e, so I'm thinkin, WHAT have I been doing all this time.
Blogging a little, not very seriously though.
Standing in line to clubs I'm never getting in.

Visiting weird old relatives I never knew existed.
Wiping the smirk of my baby neighbour.
And his shit off my Woodlands.

EXPLAINING to people that the series THE RESURRECTION.
Is actually going to make some sense.
Oh, and DRACULA makes his entry sometime in the 5th post.
[keep watching this space.]

Oh, and also, what chemical compound when mixed with pepsi.
Gives off a Sploosh! [or maybe a WHOOSH!].
Also, figuring out the chemical nature of WATER.

Well, ok, i LIED.
I don't really think that much.
And, I'm only blogging because I'm bunking off college.

And everyone takes NOTES.
Anyway, tasted the MISAL in a shanty.
called SHIVRAJ HOTEL.

Now, MISAL is something to be eaten with pav.
The very famous [vada] PAV.
But not in THE HOTEL.

I cracked my jaws out on something.
Excavated from the FIFTEENTH century.
Some weird dinosaur.

But the manager argued it was just a COCKROACH.
And that he would replace the PAV immediately.
Ok, I said, do THAT.

But I slipped the dinosaur in my pocket.
For a midnight snack. PROTEINS,man,PROTEINS.
W/e.